The Queendom of Dolores p is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 600 million Dolores pians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The Dolores pian economy, worth 32.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 54,128 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Dolores p's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Dolores p is ranked 91,385^th in the world and 1,554^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,806.97 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.